
Tags: bicycle words, sex, statement
Riding A Stationary Bike, Is Like Having Virtual Sex. You May Sweat While You’re Doing It,But It’s Nothing compared to the Real Thing.
Well, I don’t ever get excited. I haven’t been excited since I got a Chopper bicycle when I was about 12. Once you get older you realise there’s always a catch to everything. So when I get, say, a commission to make a TV show, the catch is that you have to deliver something and […]
Tags: bicycle symbol, tree
I ride through the time Elongating the memories with surreal distortion I ride for the feeling of freedom I am perpetual, free from the lingering fear of death I push myself to the edges of mortal capacity Then I transcend the human pain And enter that fourth dimension. The wheels no longer finger the ground […]
Tags: bicycle symbol
Finishing a ride is mandatory. Finishing a ride fast is optional. – Unknown
That was in the days when everyone rode a bicycle, and the journal had a circulation of over one hundred and twenty-five thousand weekly, so my verses and illustrations became known to a fairly large public. – Joseph C. Lincoln
Tags: bicycle words, cars, statement
Drivers angry over bikers need a relaxing hobby. May we suggest bicycling?
Tags: man on bicycle, touring
All of our luggage was carried in a leather case which neatly fitted the inside angles of the bicycle frames. Our personal apparel consisted merely of a change of underwear, as we depended upon the stores in towns along our route for new clothes whenever we should need them. The remainder of our luggage cases […]
Tags: girl, man on bicycle, statement
I Wheelie Like You What was supposed to be a summer of fun on the bike turned into a year, then two years. It certainly wasn’t a calculated plan to have a career as a cyclist. – Derek Bouchard-Hall
A road rider who is not practiced is merely an athlete on a bike, half educated, a pedaler not a complete cyclist. – Maynard Hershon
Always Wear Protection When man invented the bicycle he reached the peak of his attainments. Here was a machine of precision and balance for the convenience of man. And (unlike subsequent inventions for man’s convenience) the more he used it, the fitter his body became. Here, for once, was a product of man’s brain that […]
Tags: cycling, man on bicycle
Go Cycling Bicycling is a healthy and manly pursuit with much to recommend it, and, unlike other foolish crazes,it has not died out. – Daily Telegraph
Tags: bicycle symbol, cogs
A healthy body means a healthy mind. You get your heart rate up, and you get the blood flowing through your body to your brain. Look at Albert Einstein. He rode a bicycle. He was also an early student of Jazzercise. You never saw Einstein lift his shirt, but he had a six-pack under there. […]
Tags: bicycle symbol, cogs
When my legs hurt, I say: “Shut up legs! Do what I tell you to do! – Jens Voigt
Tags: bicycle symbol, statement
How To Improve Your Day Step 1 : Ride Your Bicycle Step 2 : Repeat Step 1
Tags: bicycle symbol, brand, shield
Ride follow a wheel: The ability to follow a wheel is the ability to match the pace of riders who are setting the tempo. Following is easier than pulling or setting the tempo and the term can be used in a derogatory manner, e.g. “He only ever followed”
Tags: man on bicycle, sign, statement
Look Gliding down the bike path on a Saturday morning, you whip by somebody peddling in the opposite direction and give each other a nod. For a moment it’s like “Hey, we’re both doing the same thing. Let’s be friends for a second. – Neil Pasricha
Fast Folks I’m gonna show you a hill that would choke a mule. – President George W. Bush
Tags: chain
Cycling Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. Of course, I could be wrong. – Terry Pratchett
Tags: bicycle words, statement
Brooks Saddle – Snoobs Bicycle It’s something I find enjoyable. Whether it is a road bike or mountain bike or tandem bike. I enjoy riding a bike. Lance Armstrong
Tags: bicycle symbol, statement
Rule # 12 The correction number of bicycles to own is n+1.
The grace and charm of the bicycle lend added warmth and contour to the persons of the lovers it joins. – James E
Tags: child, man on a bicycle
Variable gears are only for people over forty-five. Isn’t it better to triumph by the strength of your muscles rather than by the artifice of a derailleur? We are getting soft. Give me a fixed gear. – Henri Desgrange
Tags: bicycle symbol, touring
Just Tour There were something like 50 good, arduous climbs around Nice, solid inclines of ten miles or more. The trick was not to climb every once in awhile, but to climb repeatedly. I would do three different climbs in one day, over the course of a six- or seven-hour ride. A 12 mile climb […]
Tags: bicycle symbol, car, statement
This One Runs of Fat and Saves You Money This One Runs on Money and Makes You Fat
Bicycles may change, but cycling is timeless. – Zapata Espinoza
Tags: bicycle symbol, opportunity
You You What Lies Outside Of Your Comfort Zone Opportunity
Tags: bicycle symbol, life
Living with a Bicycle Ever bike? Now that’s something that makes life worth living!…Oh, to just grip your handlebars and lay down to it, and go ripping and tearing through streets and road, over railroad tracks and bridges, threading crowds, avoiding collisions, at twenty miles or more an hour, and wondering all the time when […]
Tags: bicycle words, cogs
Bike Lover Life may not be about your bike, but it sure can help you get through it. – Hallman
Bicycles are almost as good as guitars for meeting girls. – Bob Weir
Tags: bicycle symbol, cogs
Bicycles may change, but cycling is timeless. – Zapata Espinoza
Tags: bicycle symbol, statement
Know the rules well, so you can break them effectively. It’s depressing when a butterfly passes you going up hill – Unknown
Tags: bicycle symbol, sign
Give Way When the spirits are low, when the day appears dark, when work becomes monotonous, when hope hardly seems worth having, just mount a bicycle and go out for a spin down the road, without thought on anything but the ride you are taking. – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Tags: bicycle symbol, repairman, tools
Think of bicycles as rideable art that can just about save the world. – Grant Petersen
Tags: bicycle symbol
Go Out The bicycle has a soul. If you succeed to love it, it will give you emotions that you will never forget. – Mario Cipollini
Tags: bicycle symbol, heart
Ride Give me good books, good conversations, and my Trek Y-Foil, and I shall want for nothing else. – George Plimpton
Tags: child, man on bicycle
Bike Bicycles are the new rollerblades, talentless is the new talented, and I’m in hog heaven. – Ryan Seacrest
Tags: bicycle symbol, statement
It never gets easier, you just go faster. aero-bars n. handlebar extension which rests the hands close together over the front hub, which is a very aero tuck.
Tags: bicycle symbol, smile
I find buying a bicycle is a great way to stay in touch with people. – Jan Chipchase
Tags: bicycle symbol, heart, life
Love Cycling The best rides are the ones where you bite off much more than you can chew, and live through it. – Doug Bradbury
Tags: bicycle symbol, statement
Put the fun between your legs. When I go biking, I repeat a mantra of the day’s sensations: bright sun, blue sky, warm breeze, blue jay’s call, ice melting and so on. This helps me transcend the traffic, ignore the clamoring of work, leave all the mind theaters behind and focus on nature instead. I […]
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. – Irene Dunne
Tags: bicycle symbol, horse
Ironsteed The riders come out, knights for the tournament, neck to thigh in slippery lycra with the sheen of deep space condoms, faired helmets on their heads like the glans from another galaxy and neoprene pixyboots to slide the air around their feet, mounted on gaudily caparisoned donkeys — the carbon fibre monocoque monoblade. – […]
Tags: backroads, man on bicycle
If life is a highway, I will be on the back roads! The computer is the most remarkable tool that we’ve ever come up with. It’s the equivalent of a bicycle for our minds. – Steve Jobs
Tags: bicycle symbol
A mountain bike is like your buddy. A road bike is your lover. – Sean Coffey
Tags: bicycle words, sign
Tags: bicycle symbol, nomenclature
Given the remarkable growth in support for gays and lesbians, I think there is a chance that recumbent might someday be accepted. – RAAM rider
Tags: bicycle symbol, statement
Don’t Love the Brand, Love the Bicycle. To be a cyclist is to be a student of pain…. at cycling’s core lies pain, hard and bitter as the pit inside a juicy peach. It doesn’t matter if you’re sprinting for an Olympic medal, a town sign, a trailhead, or the rest stop with the homemade […]
Tags: bicycle symbol, statement, television
Smash Your Television Go Ride a Bike The fastest I’ve ever fallen in love is 17 miles per hour. But I was safe, because I was wearing a bicycle helmet at the time. – Jarod Kintz
Tags: bicycle symbol, city
Until mountain biking came along, the bike scene was ruled by a small elite cadre of people who seemed allergic to enthusiasm. – Jacquie Phelan
Tags: bicycle symbol
When you’re turning the crankset, you’re riding the bike. When you’re coasting, you’re just along for the ride. – Ned Overend
You have to sprint on feeling, not thinking. You must have faith in yourself but you cannot think about it too much. – Jean Paul Van Poppel
Bicycles Can Save Us I’m the paté on the Universal cracker. I’m the grout holding your shower tiles on. I’m out of the saddle, sprinting up that hill and eating glazed donut bracelets off the right arm of Jesus. – Charles Manson
Tags: bicycle symbol, cycle way
Cycle Lanes Everywhere I thought of that while riding my bicycle. – Einstein
Always Wear A Helmet The bicycle is the most civilized conveyance known to man. Other forms of transport grow daily more nightmarish. Only the bicycle remains pure in heart. – Iris Murdoch
Cycle The bicycle was the last advance in technology everybody understands. Anybody who can ride one can understand how it works. – Stewart Parker
Tags: bicycle symbol, statement
The funnest way between two points is on a bicycle! I love the bicycle. I always have. I can think of no sincere, decent human being, male or female, young or old, saintly or sinful, who can resist the bicycle. – William Saroya
Tags: bicycle symbol, statement
Born to Ride but Forced to Work There may be a better land where bicycle saddles are made of rainbow, stuffed with cloud; in this world the simplest thing is to get used to something hard. – Jerome K. Jerome
Tags: bicycle symbol, statement
I like your even more, when I found out that you ride a sweet-ass bicycle. I left my youth behind me. It peddled the bicycle while I rode on the handlebars – Jarod Kintz
Tags: bicycle symbol, girl, heart
The reason Armstrong has become the world’s most indomitable cyclist and America’s greatest athlete is two-pronged: He has both the physiology and the passion for his chosen vocation. Still, what truly distances Lance from the (pack) isn’t just the pleasure he gleans from being on his bike. All the lads love cycling – and certainly […]
Tags: bicycle symbol, tick
Welcome Cyclists If constellations had been named in the 20th century, I suppose we would see bicycles. – Professor Carl Sagan
Tags: bicycle symbol, statement
Slow Bicycle Society Is it not time we stopped riding our bikes and began to drive them? Similarly, who ever drove a car? We ride them. Words Matter. – Andrew Shrimpton
Tags: bicycle symbol, heart
Guys would sleep with a bicycle if it had the right color lip gloss on. They have no shame. They’re like bull elks in a field. – Tori Amos
Tags: bicycle words, sign
You Could Have Been Riding Your Bicycle The bicycle has done more for the emancipation of women than anything else in the world. – Susan B. Anthony
Happiness is actually found in simple things, such as taking my nephew around the island by bicycle or seeing the stars at night. We go to coffee shops or see airplanes land at the airport. – Andrea Hirata
Tags: bicycle symbol, heart
The sound of a car door opening in front of you is similar to the sound of a gun being cocked. – Amy Webster
ergometer: a stationary, bicycle-like device with adjustable pedal resistance used in physiological testing or for indoor training.
Tags: bicycle symbol, nomenclature
Things look different from the seat of a bike carrying a sleeping bag with a cold beer tucked inside. – Jim Malusa
Tags: bicycle symbol
But the fact is that I wouldn’t have won even a single Tour de France without the lesson of illness. What it teaches is this: pain is temporary. Quitting lasts forever. – Lance Armstrong
Tags: girl, man on bicycle
It’s been a long time since I’ve written old-fashioned sword and sorcery; I’m hoping it’s like riding a bicycle. – Lynn Abbey
Like dogs, bicycles are social catalysts that attract a superior category of people. – Chip Brown
Tags: bicycle symbol, car, statement
You Own a Car, Not the Road I took the wheels of my bike off in support of your bicycle race to support bike riding.” – Jarod Kintz
Toleration is the greatest gift of the mind; it requires the same effort of the brain that it takes to balance oneself on a bicycle. – Helen Keller
Tags: bicycle symbol, statement
The bitterness of poor quality remain long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten.
Tags: bicyclesymbol, heart
cleat: a metal or plastic fitting on the sole of a cycling shoe that engages the pedal.
Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race. – H. G. Wells
Road bike: Made of carbon fiber, titanium, steel, or aluminum, road bikes come in a range of shapes and sizes to fit the athletic needs and body of the rider. Unlike your average bicycle, a road bike is more lightweight, has extra gear combinations, and features sports tires that are narrow, inflated at high-pressures, and […]
Tags: man on bicycle, racers
Race Bicycle Mankind has invested more than four million years of evolution in the attempt to avoid physical exertion. Now a group of backward-thinking atavists mounted on foot-powered pairs of Hula-Hoops would have us pumping our legs, gritting our teeth, and searing our lungs as though we were being chased across the Pleistocene savanna by […]
Tags: bicycle symbol, statement
Live More Driver Less Life is like riding a bicycle: you don’t fall off unless you stop pedaling. – Claude Pepper
Tags: guerilla, man on bicycle
The world is my church, the wind in my ears is the choir and my handlebars are the alter I pray at. – Zcubed
Tags: man on bicycle
Racing is one facet of the sport of cycling, but not every ride has to be a race. Yehuda seems to have been born knowing this; I learned it that long-ago day in May; and Joe has yet to realize the fact that the ride itself is the reason to ride. – Bicycling Bill
Tags: wheels
Lets Roll A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. – Gloria Steinem
Tags: bicycle symbol, car, walk
Do The Mix Right With the heaps of overly specialized gear — gloves, shoes, and biking jerseys — most cyclists realize that every day on the road is Halloween. Plain and simple, it’s wearing a costume each time out of the gate.…We’re neon signs, stylistically impaired wonders blinding pedestrians and fooling small children into thinking […]
I have always struggled to achieve excellence. One thing that cycling has taught me is that if you can achieve something without a struggle it’s not going to be satisfying. – Greg LeMond
Tags: bicycle symbol, heart
Who am I? Where am I? Oh yes – I’m at the Tour, so I should get on my bike and go. Where is my bike? – Djamolidin Abdujaparov’s
Tags: bicycle symbol, statement
You Know What Lies Outside Of Your Comfort Zone? Opportunity. Door zone: The space right next to the parked car lane. To avoid the hazard of an opening car door, ride on the opposite side of the lane, hugging the white line.
Tags: bicycle symbol
Forever My favorite movie ever is ‘Bicycle Thieves.’ – Jennifer Morrison
Tags: bicycle words, happiness
You can’t buy happiness but you can buy a bicycle and that’s pretty close.
Tags: penny farthing symbol
Education is a continual process, it’s like a bicycle… If you don’t pedal you don’t go forward. – George Weah
Tags: bicycle words
Bike Ride My mother and I have a difference of opinion. She thinks I should go see a shrink; I think I should buy a new bike. – Alex Obbard
Tags: bicycle symbol, heart
When one compares the energy consumed in moving a certain distance as a function of body weight fot a variety of animals and machines, one finds that an unaided walking man does fairly well (consuming about 0.75 calories per gram per kilometer), but he is not as efficient as a horse, a salmon or a […]
Ride Bicycles Company chain suck: The tendency of a chain to stick to chain rings and be sucked up into the bike instead of coming off the chainring. Primarily caused by worn chainrings and rust on small chain rings, under high loads, and in dirty conditions
Tags: bicycle symbol, cyclist
Pain is a big fat creature riding on your back. The farther you pedal, the heavier he feels. The harder you push, the tighter he squeezes your chest. The steeper the climb, the deeper he digs his jagged, sharp claws into your muscles. – Scott Martin
Tags: cogs, cyclocross
Cyclocross Death may have no master, but the bicycle is, most emphatically, not its slave. – James E Starts
Tags: man on bicycle, statement
The Bicycle s a curious vehicle. It’s passenger is its engine.
Tags: child, man on bicycle
After your first day of cycling, one dream is inevitable. A memory of motion lingers in the muscles of your legs, and round and round they seem to go. You ride through Dreamland on wonderful dream bicycles that change and grow. – H.G. Wells
Tags: car, man on bicycle
Some people pay a thousand dollars for a tattoo. This scar cost me twenty grand. – Matt Hoffman
Tags: bicycle symbol, car, sign, walk
bonk: n., v. cycling’s classic term for blowing up, hitting the wall, or otherwise expiring in midride. Can be caused by — and is frequently blamed on — insufficient water or calorie intake, but in truth is usually a result of insufficient training. “Had I eaten more linguini last night, I’m certain I wouldn’t have […]
Tags: girl, man on bicycle
It was close to like a 67- or 70-day shoot for ‘Tron’ on stage, in the suit. You can’t even sit down during the day because of all the cables that divide the foam rubber and all the electrical circuits. We had these stools that were tall with a bicycle seat on them and you’re […]
Tags: bicycle symbol, statement
Young rider pick a destination and go… Older riders pick a direction and go…